Pooping: Biggest Money Maker Ever.


We all are living creatures (except you spam-bot… screw you spam-bot), and thus it is inevitable that at one point of our lives, we will have to take a poop. However, if I’m going to be forced to sit on the toilet, I might as well get paid for it, right? RIGHT?!

Many people are embarrassed if they have to poop at work, but they should consider themselves lucky that their intestine picked such a good time.

1. it’s a good break for all of us who don’t smoke (I always hated how people who smoke get more breaks… Congratulations! You’re addicted! Give yourselves 20 more minutes of vacation time).

2. You can take your time in there… Relax some, don’t rush. It takes a real asshole of a boss to yell at someone who’s using the bathroom. And if that’s the case, you may want to consider a new job (maybe a plumber).

3. For the sheer fact that you can say you are fighting the man with your bowel movements. Who knows, maybe this will kick up a new movement. Viva la Revolucion!

Think about it… If you get paid $7 an hour… And you take a 20 minute poop every day during your work week (we’ll assume 5 days a week): you just made $606.67 dollars over the course of the year doing what you have to do anyway! Don’t have to poop? Just Pretend you are then!

MP3: NOFX – Gotta Pee
MP3: Dillinger Four – A Floater Left With Pleasure In The Executive Washroom

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