Paris Hilton….JAIL TIME! (yay!)

Aquarian Beauty


Alright, by a show of hands only…how many people were thrilled beyond belief when they found out Paris had to go to jail. Come on, don’t be shy. Now, how many people were pissed when they found out her jail sentence was cut in half?

Exactly what I thought.

For the people who have no idea what I’m talking about here is a brief synopsis:

Paris Hilton- caught drunk driving (september) – sentenced to three years probation and suspended license (january)- then in February she was pulled over again for some headlight bullshit and was found to be driving on a suspended license…therefore warranting her to a 45 day jail sentence.

However, apparently some jack who was clearly paid off decided he would cut that in half for her “good behavior.” Which may be cut down even further due to “prison overcrowding” … Oh and did I mention, she is going to be put into a “special needs” area due to her high profile….that way the inmates won’t take pictures of her on their cell phones and sell them. (who is giving inmates cell phones?) Maybe I’m just old fashioned and think of prisons strictly in the shaw shank redemption way…but I really feel like inmates don’t have cell phones. That’s not the point though…the point is…who the fuck cares? Who cares if the inmates make a little money on Paris’ behalf…lord knows her father made plenty of money on others behalves…I say payback is a bitch. And Paris should really have to bend over and take it. But, since that really isn’t my decision…I’ll just contribute this poem instead. Enjoy!

Fame is a fickle food
Upon a shifting plate
Whose table once a
Guest but not
The second time is set.

Whose crumbs the crows inspect
And with ironic caw
Flap past it to the
Farmer’s Corn
Men eat of it and die.

Emily Dickinson

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