What up trusty housewives readers? For you dudes/dudettes in the States (the colonies for you British homies out there), I hope you all have a kickass Memorial Day weekend. I’ll be heading up to Long Island to visit some friends, praying for an impromptu Barnaby Jones reunion show, and maybe try to catch that stupid fucking serial killer. Little bummed I’m not heading to my home state beaches (I love you NJ), but all good.
Fact: The majority of people from that god awful show “Jersey Shore” is from Long Island.
Here’s a lil’ lil’ Memorial Day/Long Island mix for all you.